Clothes, Awkward, Underwear and Miscellaneous: Flavor of the month - FML

Flavor of the month

By potpurri_needed - 10/06/2009 17:37 - United States

Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

shimmyya88 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:07

You definitely deserve it. Why would you stick your whole head in when you can easily pick out a few pieces and check.

elfuin 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:25

I don't believe he was talking about poop...

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boundforglorywt 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 0:25

i just puked in my mouth.....

flyingpan8 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 0:26

Freud would say YDI, but, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and agree, FYL

itsnikk10 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 0:28

Aw man the smell test failed you

Infinite_Kraze 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 0:37

umm #19 how can you laugh at #20 when their comment comes up after yours?

hk_fml 9

Thursday 11 June 2009 0:45

Ahhhh. I'm with #6. Dont you fold your clean clothes? ****, that's gross.

NoMercy_fml 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 0:45

And then you jizzed in your pants. Incest!

sydney9_fml 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 0:50

oh dear lord

MsMegaroo 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 0:57

#4 and #6...you two r ******* disgusting

crazy_vet_tech 10

Thursday 11 June 2009 0:58

well, next time look before you leap...in a way ydi but then again maybe not............

24788 6

Thursday 11 June 2009 0:58

Just wash them anyways next time.

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