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By Crabcake - 21/09/2017 19:30 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my husband bought a luxury soap that smells like lemons. Now, every time I wash my private parts in the shower, it smells like a special at Red Lobster. FML

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GhostFox 33

Monday 18 September 2017 1:39

... you may want to get that checked out with your GYN and see if there's an underlying cause for the non-citrus component to that particular smell combination.

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Friday 22 September 2017 1:49

Maybe you should go to the doctor and get checked for a yeast infection or BV it shouldn't smell like fish...

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Isa_fml 20

Tuesday 26 September 2017 4:01

You shouldn't be using soap to wash your vulva, except, as someone said, your thighs and labia majora. It can cause infections (which might explain the smell). Might be a good idea to see a doctor about that.