Intimacy and Sex: Fake it til you make it

Fake it til you make it

By Anonymous - 02/03/2024 14:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I learned that I don’t need to fake my orgasms, even though I’ve never been given one. FML

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Today, as a 26 year-old woman, I had my first orgasm. I gave it to myself. None of my long-term relationships even came close. For almost 26 years I thought I would never have one. FML

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Justkidding100 41

Saturday 2 March 2024 23:17

you could also just have sex with partners who give a shit about your orgasms, YDI

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Justkidding100 41

Saturday 2 March 2024 23:17

you could also just have sex with partners who give a shit about your orgasms, YDI

core01 30

Sunday 3 March 2024 4:14

The 1 guy that does is already taken

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