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Fair and balanced

By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 12:17

Today, I was having motorbike lessons. We were parked by the side of the circuit when one side of my gloves dropped on the ground. I tried to pick it up without getting off the bike. I lost balance, fell off the bike and the bike landed on my leg, trapping me. FML

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bl3ur0z3 17

Friday 7 June 2019 15:04

That was part of the lesson. Don't try to lean toward the ground while on the bike.

adjwejaelwkdc 21

Friday 7 June 2019 16:17

How do you drop "one side" of your gloves? Did they come completely apart at the seams?

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bl3ur0z3 17

Friday 7 June 2019 15:04

That was part of the lesson. Don't try to lean toward the ground while on the bike.

adjwejaelwkdc 21

Friday 7 June 2019 16:17

How do you drop "one side" of your gloves? Did they come completely apart at the seams?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 7 June 2019 16:57

Was the Law of Gravity part of the curriculum or was this a free bonus lesson?

ojosRojos 28

Friday 7 June 2019 17:05

Maybe try getting off the bike next time.

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