Intimacy: Exchanged

Exchanged

By jadkins - 06/07/2009 19:33 - Netherlands

Today, I was flirting with this cute girl from Croatia who is part of the my exchange group in Holland. After a few beers and some smooth talking, she led me inside to a closed off room. We were about to have sex when her boyfriend of two years called and proposed to her. FML

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FacePALM24 0

Monday 6 July 2009 23:21

Who proposes over the phone, especially when she's in another country?

swagmonkey 0

Monday 6 July 2009 23:07

Did you KNOW she had a boyfriend? If so, you deserve it, but otherwise FYL.

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somaturee 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 9:52

Ouch, that sucks. FYL. And FHL (his) too, since he's engaged to a cheating hoe.

Will09 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 0:22

......................who proposes by cell?

BB360 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 11:13

What else can you expect from a Croatian?

Hunter329 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 16:40

FYL if you didn't know but YDI if you did, is what #14 said true? Did you congratulate her with Dutch sausage?

Chelseazic 0

Friday 10 July 2009 6:54

******* dick I'm croatian.

member0987654321 0

Friday 10 July 2009 9:05

uhh i think her life is ******.. but i think her "boyfriend's" life is reeeeally ******. and your's.. is just dandy next to those two.

lolatflyingducks 0

Friday 7 August 2009 6:08

F her boyfriend's life for proposing to a girl that has been more than likely promiscuous more than once. I hope he found out and decided not to marry her.