Gross and Work: Ewwwww - FML

Ewwwww

By JustEwww - 22/10/2009 21:24 - Australia

Today, I played with the white dust on the counter at work for the last time. After a couple of weeks of arriving to a thin coating of dust over the counter, and drawing in it, piling it up and other such fun things, I met the guy who now does the earlier shift. He has a huge, dandruffy beard. FML

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perdix 29

Friday 23 October 2009 2:27

Good thing you didn't play with the white dust on the floor by the urinal.

dul_fml 2

Friday 23 October 2009 1:53

Goldmember wouldn't have wasted such perfect skin. EAT IT

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cheapsheep_fml 0

Friday 23 October 2009 5:42

well isn't that all fine and dandy.

Chuffy 0

Friday 23 October 2009 5:57

OK, that's f'd up! Made me laugh, though!

thekillercure21 0

Friday 23 October 2009 6:14

So, regular dead skin and hair in the form of dust doesn't bother you, yet someone's dandruff does?

Addehhh 2

Friday 23 October 2009 6:53

I hope it wasn't snowing dandruff when you met him.

MyMichaelJackson 0

Friday 23 October 2009 6:58

whaaattt...

AndreaHatesYou1 0

Friday 23 October 2009 7:19

Why would you play with a random white powder without knowing what it is? You're an idiot.

wyocowboysfan 0

Friday 23 October 2009 8:49

beards cant have dandruff you dipshit...dandruff is from your scalp

gozar_fml 1

Friday 23 October 2009 8:57

Maybe you need a job where you actually have something to do?

TheChanel 0

Friday 23 October 2009 9:13

eeeeeeeewwwwwww!!!!

jchansfan 0

Friday 23 October 2009 9:18

YDI, how did you not wonder how the same counter was always super dusty!?! lmao :P

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