Family, Food, Gross and Miscellaneous: Ewww, gross

Ewww, gross

By spekledworf - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Wrentham

Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML

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Tuesday 28 August 2012 9:23

Ew.

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Comments

karmaababyy 5

Tuesday 28 August 2012 17:15

That is beyond disgusting. You would think that people would have more decency for other people in the household. Obviously not. All I can say OP is that it's payback time