Intimacy: Erm… what?

Erm… what?

By UrbanCass - 25/06/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I finally had sex with a girl I've been dating for over a month. Before we got started she told me not to worry about the birth control, because she could handle that. So after we finished I asked her what kind of birth control she used. She said she meditated. FML

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starflake 3

Friday 26 June 2009 10:23

Lol, YDI. Take some responsibility for yourself you idiot.

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SheoDagana 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 19:06

Ah, women and their silly ways of trapping men... But YDI for falling into the trap.

rety1 13

Thursday 29 July 2010 7:49

lol. I think I'd have to get a hose and soap and a toilet brush and clean my stuff out of there asap....

guitar0501 0

Friday 20 August 2010 8:32

what a ******* retard.

stevenmx86 7

Wednesday 6 April 2011 21:13

For over a month huh? Finally dood can't believe it took a whole month!

Babygirl2338 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 4:16

sadddd.

narutou546 4

Friday 6 May 2011 4:31

must be a hoe since y'all did it after only one month.

darlingdollie 24

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:26

Cover your stump before you hump!

beeboyaxl 2

Friday 10 June 2011 7:04

Bahahahaha! win!

takeajoke 5

Sunday 11 September 2011 21:24

It's your fault you dated her for that long and did not realize she's a dumb ass girl.

havoc91 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 16:53

Dude I've been with my fiancé for 3 years and me and her haven't had sex with each other. Don't you ****** dare say finally in another post about getting sex! You better be a ****** father you immature selfish son of a bitch because you had sex with her and trusted her to actually be on birth control. Condoms are a mans true best friend when it comes to playing safe.