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By Nublet - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML

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daydreamer244 13

Thursday 8 September 2011 2:16

so you won't be doing that anymore?

tattooedcowboy 6

Thursday 8 September 2011 4:36

WOW fantasy women

AFU_ALL_THE_TIME 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 5:06

Must have been pretty dam good

lemonlift 6

Thursday 8 September 2011 5:29

or an ******. ya know. they could easily be mistaken.

BbqKirbyAnn 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 6:20

Talk to the other people about their social anxiety disorder

louis225 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 6:21

u should suck my ****

AndrewN16 6

Thursday 8 September 2011 6:41

That bad huh!

NinaTatianna 9

Thursday 8 September 2011 6:56

Awwww poor guy!! I dated a guy once that needed an inhaler for when I went down on him. Maybe its not uncommon haha

liftedyoda 5

Thursday 8 September 2011 7:23

Haha

yadudej 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 7:51

Thar she blows mate!

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