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Easy life

By Anonymous - 29/08/2023 06:00

Today, my boyfriend is sulking because he actually thought two weeks paternity leave was going to be our new baby sleeping 18 hours a day while he played his Xbox, and get paid not to go to work every day. He was wrong, it’s been three days, and he’s exhausted already and whining. FML

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smartal 3

Tuesday 29 August 2023 8:01

currently on week three. just give him time and communicate. if you want a bottle, a diaper change, laundry done etc

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 30 August 2023 0:41

Is your baby hogging the Xbox?

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smartal 3

Tuesday 29 August 2023 8:01

currently on week three. just give him time and communicate. if you want a bottle, a diaper change, laundry done etc

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 30 August 2023 0:41

Is your baby hogging the Xbox?

BurnInDemonFire 35

Wednesday 30 August 2023 23:38

Aren't there laws about having children with a child? Tell the stupid bastard to grow up and do his duty as a father.

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