Kids and Health: Early learner - FML

Early learner

By Courtney Micallef - 02/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was teaching my one year-old some new words. He pointed to the picture of a pig and said, "Mama". Guess I better start that diet. FML

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darnellq 13

Thursday 2 April 2020 13:44

Does your kid watch Peppa Pig? That could be the correlation.

mskeptik 12

Thursday 2 April 2020 15:22

Something similar happened to me when my daughter was 16 months. She pointed to a picture of a chimpanzee and said, "Papa". I said, hey, baby, in about 13-14 years you will have an evolution class at school and you will know how correct you are, plus I guess I should have shaved more often.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 2 April 2020 8:24

Or you could just start squealing like a piggy. *banjo music in the distance*

darnellq 13

Thursday 2 April 2020 13:44

Does your kid watch Peppa Pig? That could be the correlation.

mskeptik 12

Thursday 2 April 2020 15:22

Something similar happened to me when my daughter was 16 months. She pointed to a picture of a chimpanzee and said, "Papa". I said, hey, baby, in about 13-14 years you will have an evolution class at school and you will know how correct you are, plus I guess I should have shaved more often.

WistayShlaio82 13

Friday 3 April 2020 8:21

He’s one, don’t worry. Everything is going to be “momma” for a bit.

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