Work, Coworkers, Awkward and Harassment: Dude, WTF? - FML

Dude, WTF?

By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 04:00 - Israel - Haifa

Today, a co-worker at the restaurant I work decided it'd be a good idea to kiss my neck while giving me a hug. After I told him the kiss was too much, he wouldn't leave me alone or let me work in peace. I had to ask my sup to kick him out, all the while the event triggered my PTSD. FML

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Wednesday 8 March 2023 7:20

HR if you have it, highest possible supervisor if you don’t. He is unsafe to be around.

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Wednesday 8 March 2023 7:20

HR if you have it, highest possible supervisor if you don’t. He is unsafe to be around.

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