Intimacy: DUDE! WTF?

DUDE! WTF?

By imanidiot - 03/03/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I'd been sat in traffic for about an hour. I've heard stories about people doing the dirty in their cars, and I never do anything risky so I thought, why not, I'll be here a while, no one can see me: I'll masturbate. Midway through, I heard a tap on my driver's window. It was a police officer. FML

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Tuesday 3 March 2009 16:02

How in the world did you think nobody would see you?? Doesn't your car have windows like the rest of us?

Sora_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 16:12

lmao, shoulda told him that it itched, you were just scratching. Or ask if he wanted to join in.

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boxxyroxor 0

Friday 6 March 2009 5:25

why is this such a big deal? It's not like his **** was being broadcast on the highway. Really, it's just funny, I can't believe how many people are so offended, chill out, damn.

themanistheman 0

Friday 6 March 2009 8:20

i can't believe how many people are just like oh yea man its all good, i do that all the time.. wtf? i mean its cool and all to be horny.. jack off until you shoot blanks and then some more if you want, but do it in your room or something.. i dont even think i could get off stuck in traffic lol.. this deserves a huge fml, and a bigger haha.

ms_876 0

Monday 9 March 2009 6:47

dude. SERIOUSLY? gross. you are aware people can see you when you're in the car, right? lmao at #79

Laurenxo 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 14:40

El oh el you should have asked him to help.

nonymous_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 6:34

Um, yeah, cars do have windows. Just to let you know.

maiden_girl 5

Friday 13 March 2009 12:58

LMAO @ #1. That's what I thought...

shibby123 0

Friday 13 March 2009 20:55

i just spilt my coke laughing. okay....well yeah that really SUCKS. but still, virtually everyone does it and hopefully u wont see that police officer again :)