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Dude, WTF?

By cman - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Romania

Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I heard a strange splashing sound, and discovered one of the completely inebriated men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I sped up, but so did he, and he didn't miss once until he was done. FML

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CallMeHush 0

Friday 26 February 2010 19:54

You fail because you couldn't outrun an old drunk with his dick out. What? You got got square wheels on your wheelchair or something?

rosto16 0

Friday 26 February 2010 19:52

I hope you smack the hell outta him!

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year2015 11

Sunday 11 January 2015 4:39

if I was you i would punch him in the balls and shove him onto the ground

rhastafish 13

Monday 6 July 2015 19:29

I would've whipped out my dick and pissed all over his **** but hey I'm an ass hole

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