Health, Food, Roommate and Fire: Dude, what the…?

Dude, what the…?

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I woke up to my apartment filled with smoke, fire alarms blaring. My roommate set my kitchen on fire while making hot dogs. This is the fourth time this has happened. FML

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xX504DBXx 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 8:23

man... not the hot dogs. looks like he's just gonna have to resort to ramen. hopefully he doesn't **** that up too.

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ysostupid 9

Tuesday 21 October 2014 5:44

Maybe he wanted really hot dogs

rieebee 23

Wednesday 22 April 2015 12:43

Is your roommate a Sim?

Rebecca Schaefer 2

Sunday 23 April 2017 22:44

This sounds like my roommates in the Sims 3. They always set the stove on fire when making food.

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