Intimacy: Drunken antics

Drunken antics

By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 06:44 - United States

Today, after a 4 or 5 month-long dry spell, I woke up next to an amazing and beautiful woman. Neither of us were wearing pants. She looked me in the eyes and said, "Did I piss the bed?" FML

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zadok24 11

Tuesday 28 July 2015 18:27

Well, at least it's not dry anymore

Attacksloth 33

Tuesday 28 July 2015 18:28

Well at least you know you can still make women wet for you.

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laggy 4

Thursday 30 July 2015 16:47

sounds like a great opportunity. as long as you don't mind a bed wetter... Lol

Tailored 15

Thursday 30 July 2015 23:53

Keep cum!! Don't panic! I tried ?

shredder217 16

Saturday 1 August 2015 17:12

and then you woke up

SaniK 17

Sunday 2 August 2015 1:47

Doesn't matter, had sex.

saucybugger101 33

Monday 7 September 2015 0:28

I laughed way more than I should have.. Haha

Shadowtrooper34 16

Sunday 24 April 2016 5:37

good job

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