Animals and Cats: Don't touch me

Don't touch me

By Drama - 10/01/2025 03:00 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I took my cat to the vet. As the vet reached to examine him, he hissed, then clawed me instead, and then ran straight into a wall. Now we’re both sitting at the vet's, scowling and injured. FML

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Yudith 25

Saturday 11 January 2025 20:20

Looks like you will have to learn how to give your cat Gabapentin for the next vet visit!

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Yudith 25

Saturday 11 January 2025 20:20

Looks like you will have to learn how to give your cat Gabapentin for the next vet visit!

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