Friends, Lonely and Solitude: Desperation - FML

Desperation

By Anonymous - 18/02/2022 21:59

Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 19 February 2022 1:59

Did it work? I heard of someone going on a dating site with no pictures, claiming to be 3'9" tall and over 300 lbs with the name LeaveMeTheFuckAlone. "She" was remarkably successful!

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 19 February 2022 1:59

Did it work? I heard of someone going on a dating site with no pictures, claiming to be 3'9" tall and over 300 lbs with the name LeaveMeTheFuckAlone. "She" was remarkably successful!

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