Sex, Weird, Relatable and Intimacy: Desperate Dan

Desperate Dan

By BKCK4187 - 20/12/2011 03:23 - United States

Today, I got aroused by the vanilla scent from an unused trash bag. FML

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Tuesday 20 December 2011 8:22

I found this hard to ********** to

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Tuesday 20 December 2011 8:23

Oh, you're so dirty...

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hateevryone 14

Tuesday 20 December 2011 17:28

o_O

herb_smokin 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 17:55

Das ****** up doe ..

4rmMiami 4

Tuesday 20 December 2011 18:00

There is nothing better than the scent if vanilla:)

kaykay20 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 19:19

Maybe the vanilla scent reminds you of someone like a ex, hot person who walked pasted you, ect?

bbakr 5

Tuesday 20 December 2011 20:59

Tell me how your life sucks?

711Jellyfish 1

Tuesday 20 December 2011 22:03

im going to sound soo blonde but, whats aroused mean.?

smitherz22 1

Tuesday 20 December 2011 22:17

Vanilla is a natural arousal scent to men

photodude 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 22:30

You sure it was empty?

iLuvsIt 10

Tuesday 20 December 2011 22:40

I'm seconding

ALLDAY88 8

Tuesday 20 December 2011 22:48

You are not alone...you are not alone.

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