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Crushed

By sanuli_d - 14/12/2021 21:00 - Australia - Gosford

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to my crush of two years. We went to the same school for a year but then he moved to my old school and became friends with people I knew from primary school. Anyways, I finally got the courage to have a conversation with him on Instagram. Then he blocked me. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 14 December 2021 14:44

How did you **** that up? Did you talk to him about QAnon, your Keto diet, CrossFit or Critical Race Theory?

sanuli_d 9

Wednesday 22 December 2021 6:29

Nothing like that I just asked him stuff about his life

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 14 December 2021 14:44

How did you **** that up? Did you talk to him about QAnon, your Keto diet, CrossFit or Critical Race Theory?

sanuli_d 9

Wednesday 22 December 2021 6:29

Nothing like that I just asked him stuff about his life

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