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Cruising

By notpreggers - 15/04/2009 20:14

Today, I was wearing a new $500 dress on a crowded train. I looked great and I could feel the eyes on me. A cute guy then offered me his seat, only boosting my confidence more until he said "for you and the baby," pointing at a bump in my dress. I'm not pregnant and wasted $500. FML

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vanadesse 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:21

YDI for buying a five hundred dollar dress.

vee_baby 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:19

Is that where you keep your ego? YDI.

Comments

lolzorspoop 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:17

first YDI

arsenalfcboy 6

Monday 26 October 2009 12:47

YDI for not knowing your own currency. It's pounds, not dollars.

wasted0087 0

Friday 12 February 2010 17:41

She could be on a U.S. military base. I use Dollars in Germany

epicenur 2

Friday 12 March 2010 5:08

that's not a ydi dumbass, she could be in the US atm

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Wednesday 16 June 2010 8:08

she could also just have calculated the dollar sum of it because most people on FML are americans. I do that all the time in the internet.

YouCanCallMeBo 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:17

I oughtta slap your mother.

Bryan_Z 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:17

you bought a pregnancy dress? smart.

dabears1011234 27

Thursday 7 August 2014 9:03

This is the best comment I have ever read.

josface 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:18

I don't get it?

starquality 7

Sunday 3 April 2011 17:30

she has a potbelly most likely......

sunflower226 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 20:56

she's fat. he thought she was pregnant.

ccsballazdre 8

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:19

Hopefully the store has returns.

vee_baby 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:19

Is that where you keep your ego? YDI.

Kmart921 2

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:20

Ouch.

vanadesse 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:21

YDI for buying a five hundred dollar dress.

jallenallen 3

Friday 14 May 2010 8:21

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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fishsmash 0

Monday 2 August 2010 6:46

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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hahasooo 2

Saturday 12 May 2012 2:35

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sammyg 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 1:21

"today, i finally succeeded in my life goal of being the first person to comment on an fmylife post, only to realize that i ended up looking like a giant douche. fml. -lolzorpoop"