Transportation, Embarrassing, Accident and Trains: Crotch rot

Crotch rot

By LassieToe - 30/03/2012 03:48 - Australia

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

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By bridezilla - 05/07/2009 04:12 - Canada

Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

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By sleeper - 02/03/2010 05:05 - France

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

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By wowthanksworld - 22/03/2013 15:42 - United States

Today, I was on the subway when I felt like I was going to faint. I got off the train at the next stop, walked to a bench, but fell over and passed out. When I woke up, I looked around at at least 25 people, who had stepped around me, passed out, in the middle of the platform. FML

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By Violated - 09/12/2009 08:47 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the train and accidentally wound up resting my head on a strange man's shoulder. When I woke up, I discovered that not only did he not object, but he decided to return the favor by resting his hand on my thigh. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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ThatFml 5

Friday 30 March 2012 8:13

The reaction the guys face must have been priceless

zingline89 18

Friday 30 March 2012 8:15

You're on the right track

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ALlamaOnFire 20

Friday 30 March 2012 8:12

Gdjf

TheWindowLicker 13

Friday 30 March 2012 8:13

I hit the wrong fml I guess? My bad people. I would say it happens to us all, op. But I would be lying.

ThatFml 5

Friday 30 March 2012 8:13

The reaction the guys face must have been priceless

ThatFml 5

Friday 30 March 2012 8:22

On*

Mr_Chow 5

Friday 30 March 2012 8:29

At least you pulled!

enonymous 8

Friday 30 March 2012 8:41

IT MUST BE MY BIRTHDAY!!

trollfaced 2

Friday 30 March 2012 8:45

Did he get a boner?

shanemaximo 7

Friday 30 March 2012 9:36

Oh, the joys of public transportation. Surprise head is just the start!

Colonel_Lexi 18

Friday 30 March 2012 17:16

So did you finish the job?

KaanTech 0

Friday 30 March 2012 21:36

Suprise!!!!

Cad6 24

Friday 30 March 2012 23:27

I hope he didn't give you a creepy old man pedo smile. That would suck.

EmreArslan 11

Friday 30 March 2012 8:14

Wow... He sure liked it. But sucks for you. Funny though xD

coried91 28

Friday 30 March 2012 9:07

The old guy could have been gay.

DooleyFTW 17

Friday 30 March 2012 11:36

Meanwhile the old guys posting on a FTW site. "today I was sitting in a train when a girl shoved her face into my crotch"

tayza249 20

Friday 30 March 2012 8:14

bleh! I bet HE enjoyed it at least..

iliketofu 6

Friday 30 March 2012 8:42

Unless she landed so hard his He-Man had a concussion.

coop7291 3

Friday 30 March 2012 8:14

I bet that made his day

zingline89 18

Friday 30 March 2012 8:15

You're on the right track

karkid619 8

Friday 30 March 2012 17:47

I see what you did there.

Vanilla1Thrilla 0

Friday 30 March 2012 8:17

Most excitement he's probably had in a while... Though, it may have hurt depending on how hard your face hit his crotch. Ouch for both of you!

anthonydude 9

Friday 30 March 2012 8:19

Looks like he got head from you.

afunnyterdcody 5

Friday 30 March 2012 21:18

Yup

screwhim622 0

Friday 30 March 2012 8:19

Sad day, when you bring a t-bagging upon yourself..by accident

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