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By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 06:06 - United States

Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a man came in and placed his order. I made his drink, topped it with whipped cream, and put the lid on. Some cream was seeping out of the top. He looked at me and said, "Good… you left a nipple." and slowly licked it off. FML

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LemonandLime 13

Saturday 9 March 2013 13:19

So did you get his number?

UnidentifiedFun 37

Saturday 9 March 2013 13:15

That is absolutely disturbing, there are some creepy people out there...

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richiedbond 16

Saturday 9 March 2013 23:05

That's hot. Ok I threw up in my mouth a little when I typed that...

Luis1218 2

Sunday 10 March 2013 0:23

Lmfao

sbuxsux11 8

Sunday 10 March 2013 1:33

ahhh yes.welcome to my Hell. your like sucks ass

iskatepeople 5

Sunday 10 March 2013 3:16

Who doesn't love creamy nipples?

tdotjohn 1

Sunday 10 March 2013 4:20

I'm gunna do this....

heyred 11

Sunday 10 March 2013 5:23

It's disturbing how some people think its okay to sexually harass those in a service profession.

Jharrist89 12

Sunday 10 March 2013 14:48

Too bad you can't puke on demand or can you...?

langoustine_fml 10

Sunday 10 March 2013 16:21

That's why you follow the beverage resource manual and don't over fill the drink lol.

yzzami 17

Tuesday 12 March 2013 1:42

Thats funny

BabyGirlJr1 11

Tuesday 12 March 2013 20:48

Creepy ass nigga lol

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