haha, the same thing happend to me, except i was at disneyland! i was holding hands with my girlfriend, and suddenly i felt someone try to hold my other hand. i looked down, and it was a little girl with glasses. i said sorry hun, i dont hold hands with strangers, and you shouldnt either :) her mom heard yanked the girl away : maybe the girl needed thicker glasses.

it happens all the time. get over it! explain, say sorry for the mis-understanding, walk away.

Lol. I always laugh when I see that name. Jiffy lube......Haha....

Oh, screw her. Your life's not f'ed because she's a moron. Who cares what some paranoid wacko mom thinks. Now if she tried to get you arrested or something, that would be an FML.

Why didn't you say something to the kid - seriously.

What a bitch. Even adults make mistakes like that. Like, a year ago my friends and I were all out dancing and a gay couple happened to be with us. One of them has the SAME color hair/cut and is around the same height as my fiancee and had on one of those heather-gray colored shirts that athletic apparrel is always printed on, ya know? My fiancee was also wearing that kind of shirt. Well we were in a darkly lit dance club (mind you I wasn't drinking or anything either) and I saw him from the back and walked up from behind him, put my arms around his waste and gripped his hips and was about to lower my hand and make a quick grope when he turned around mortified, and I look over to an obnoxious laugh on the right of me to see my fiancee losing it, who saw the whole thing and realized what I had done. They never let me live it down. I will be forever teased for attempting a reacharound on a gay man.

Normally i would laugh, but I believe you completely made up this story. There is no way you would know he is a 4 year old boy, and that he thought you were his dad. So would be funny if it was true, but it sounds like you are just writing a story.

Moms have got to learn that, while it is okay to take precautions against perverts, they do not have the right to sacrifice the well-being of other members of society in the name of over-protectiveness. One of my aunt's best friends had his life ruined by what proved to be baseless accusations on the part of a self-righteous mother. If you ask me, there should be a legal penalty (like a fine or something) if a pedophilia accusation proves groundless, just to make these damn women think twice before they make shit up about an innocent person.

#92: Slander charge. And I'll bet it would stick.

I'm sorry, all I read of your FML was "Lube a woman" No comprendo the rest.