Sex and Intimacy: Cool move, dude

Cool move, dude

By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 09:47 - France

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML

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By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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By tara22 - 27/04/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to throw me against the wall and kiss me like they do in the movies. Being all aggressive and smooth, he grabs my shirt and pushes me. He pushed a little too hard and my head was thrown back into the wall. I was knocked out for ten minutes. FML

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By kaylashay2k13 - 17/05/2016 14:18 - United States - Mission

Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML

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meganasoarus 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 16:15

why did you roll off? you're supposed to stay on the bed.

DahkLohd 4

Thursday 9 December 2010 16:20

Maybe she's really round, so that's why she rolled off.

Comments

Lady_Lakura 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 0:22

That had to hurt... but you know among Klingons a broken collar bone during sex is good luck

TakeOneLastBreat_fml 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 5:39

boo hoo

alice8458 3

Tuesday 18 January 2011 4:17

ha epic fail

LotsOfLulzz 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 15:38

Rofl

sblhaine 0

Monday 6 June 2011 1:51

ohhh. better luck next time...

PaisleyKing90 0

Friday 10 June 2011 5:47

it's okay, my boyfriend would do that to me. he broke my nose one time

unrose 1

Friday 10 June 2011 22:56

all kinds of fail.

bms1996 12

Monday 11 July 2011 5:44

lmao....I mean...that sucks

jacob_baker 4

Wednesday 6 November 2013 5:26

at least you have a boyfriend.

hatedbyhim 19

Friday 28 November 2014 13:58

at least he tried!

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