Cooking Struggles By FML Videos - 29/11/2018 12:30 - United States - New York Rude but fair. agreeclassic 267 vote type 1 75 Share Tweet Share
Today, I finally got a job after months of searching due to Covid. The bad news? It's cleaning dog kennels. I have an extreme fear of animal poop. FML agreeclassic 722 vote type 1 572
Today, my escape artist of a dog got out. She not only chased someone else's cat into someone else's house, but promptly defecated all over their living room floor out of excitement. That's one way to meet the new neighbors. FML agreeclassic 40 207 vote type 1 5 074
Today, I've always needed to share stories about things that made me upset to my boyfriend, and I thought he was my safe place to do so. I've always talked to him, and so has he. If he got upset, he'd tell me what's bothering him. Now he says he doesn't like it because I always talk to him about it. Now I have no one. FML agreeclassic 530 vote type 1 211
Today, the sewers in my town became overloaded. My basement is now filled with other people's poop. FML agreeclassic 45 107 vote type 1 3 137
Today, I had unprotected sex with my 63 year-old friend. I’ve been told I would have trouble ever conceiving naturally. Now he’s worried I'm pregnant. It wouldn’t be so bad if his we weren’t both married. Here’s to hoping I’m not, and if so this baby comes out with brown eyes like mine and my husband's. FML agreeclassic 93 vote type 1 1 061
Today, I received a food delivery. The bag was huge. I thought the restaurant had made a mistake and given me extra food. I checked the receipt; it said, “Special note: For our hungriest customer. Extra napkins!” They'd remembered me from last time I ordered a ton of food. FML agreeclassic 110 vote type 1 310