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By imblue42 - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML

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Unbearable_fml 21

Wednesday 24 June 2015 18:53

Sticky situation. Sorry that you had to witneszit, OP.

ZeroDying 11

Wednesday 24 June 2015 18:54

It could be worse, my girlfriend forcefully pops all my pimples.

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LVtaytay 12

Wednesday 24 June 2015 22:56

At least you know they love each other

johnfulcher90 12

Wednesday 24 June 2015 23:03

mmmm fresh mayo

ILikeKoalas 24

Wednesday 24 June 2015 23:27

Well, this happens a lot on YouTube.

lulinator 40

Wednesday 24 June 2015 23:37

This is funny. Who else is going to pop the hard to reach ones? I called my sister a few years after I got divorced, and told her I made a horrible mistake kicking him out. She was like what?! I said that I had a zit I couldn't reach and had no one to pop it. We both laughed so hard.

KayDee29 31

Wednesday 24 June 2015 23:45

I pop the pimples on my boyfriends back, I love popping pimples! I always wash my hands when I'm done though, and he says it's relaxing!

joshi42 16

Wednesday 24 June 2015 23:45

So what?

linnysy 14

Wednesday 24 June 2015 23:55

That's a real relationship!

monkeyxD 19

Thursday 25 June 2015 0:48

This will be me with my boyfriend and our daughter.

YFOS_fml 17

Thursday 25 June 2015 2:12

and?

mzshannababy 16

Thursday 25 June 2015 3:12

Soooo what's the FML about? at least you have a dad

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