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Consistent

By Username - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML

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spazticechidna 2

Thursday 12 May 2011 19:17

Good for him for being able to stay in better relationships then you.

Death_From_Above 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 19:17

how many times u plan on getting married. damn

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kat815 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 21:02

Maybe u should see what he's doing right and take a lesson from him

khaya 9

Thursday 12 May 2011 21:02

Someone needs to have a safe word in the bedroom, or it's gonna be three divorces lon your son's 18th.

Erindub 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 21:06

Thats pretty sad dude. Maybe its time to give up on marriage.

Tempuser117 2

Thursday 12 May 2011 21:07

Ha ha Mega mind reference. (Or I took it to be one)

Bobissmall 13

Thursday 12 May 2011 21:07

Why are people on FML so brutal? I gave a decent comment on what i thought the FML was about and i get down thumbed? You're all monsters and hurt my feelings :(

Bobissmall 13

Thursday 12 May 2011 21:13

Goddammit it, why does this keep happening to me?!

petrc1290 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 21:15

I read these in the characters voices

benderbot19 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 21:18

you're also jealous you can't dance like this *does the robot*

FreebirdIII 1

Thursday 12 May 2011 21:24

Wow, you really know how to pick em!

benderbot19 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 21:24

she can't bend girders.

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