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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 20:07 - United States

Today, I was eating a hot fudge sundae and said that the fudge was at the very bottom and I couldn't reach it with my spoon. My husband muttered, "Fat girl problems." FML

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Wednesday 17 September 2014 23:25

Sounds like he's got asshole problems.

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Well I guess that's a skinny boy problem too cause I hate that shit. I want all my fudge!!

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