Transportation, Thief, Ironic and Periods: Cockwomble strikes again

Cockwomble strikes again

By haveahappyperiod - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff

Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train. The thief will be surprised to find that it wasn't my money purse, but in fact my "period purse". Hope they find tampons useful. FML

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Murilirum 23

Friday 4 October 2013 16:18

Ah bloody hell!

MirandaShaee 6

Friday 4 October 2013 16:18

Tricked ya!

Comments

taziiscool 5

Saturday 5 October 2013 2:29

It's more of an FML for the thief.

marsa1296 4

Saturday 5 October 2013 2:29

That's genius!

beatleschick1940 9

Saturday 5 October 2013 2:32

Karma's a bitch!

jimmywithsalt 19

Saturday 5 October 2013 3:14

Ha! Excellent! Good for you, OP! And your name is everything! Lol

LissaMccracken 23

Saturday 5 October 2013 3:23

You have a purse... just for tampons?

pistolpete31000 7

Saturday 5 October 2013 3:54

Boy he'll be smacking himself in the face!!

rdenkewicz 11

Saturday 5 October 2013 4:56

Good decoy!

rock_stud 9

Saturday 5 October 2013 5:32

Today I stole a purse from this lady who claimed she dated some rich guy, it turned out to be full of manhole covers--snatch ammo--- twat missiles... In short tampons. FML