Animals: Close up - FML

Close up

By Anonymous - 17/07/2014 15:57 - United States - Lancaster

Today, we decided to go to an aquarium for a little family get-away. At the end was a shark viewing deck, and I leaned over the rails to get a better look. How did I find out that my glasses needed to be adjusted? They fell off and sunk right to the bottom of the shark-infested waters. FML

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feven 32

Thursday 17 July 2014 23:20

Did you try to get it back? If not at least the sharks will see a little more clearly now.

VonBlitzkrieg 27

Thursday 17 July 2014 23:20

I would advise leaving them there.

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carterbabe 6

Monday 4 May 2015 16:19

That's like saying that the forest is tree infested Hun.

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