Kids, Poopoo peepee, Camping and Cute: Close quarters

Close quarters

By aunty_social - this FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I took my 5-year-old nephew camping. I was about to take him to the outhouse for a bathroom break when he flung the door of the camper open and shouted at the top of his lungs to the entire campground, "We are going to poop now!" FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 25 August 2018 15:24

On the plus side, you can probably outrun the little shit in case of a bear attack.

ellyhan 11

Saturday 25 August 2018 15:53

I actually think that’s kind of adorable

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 25 August 2018 15:24

On the plus side, you can probably outrun the little shit in case of a bear attack.

ellyhan 11

Saturday 25 August 2018 15:53

I actually think that’s kind of adorable

Robin Irwin Simpson 9

Sunday 26 August 2018 19:10

I know right? That’s the best thing about kids is that they are TOTALLY honest - gotta say I don’t think this is an FML more like an OMG did he just say that!

Glowworm56 26

Sunday 26 August 2018 20:22

Yeah, definitely adorable. It reminds me of a story my boyfriend told me where he was working at a FunPlex and a little girl in a pink dress with fairy wings loudly announced "I GOTTA PEE!" she then repeated this and my boyfriend simply stated "I heard you."