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Stop smoking. I have asthma so cigar/cigarette smoke makes me angry, because it gives me asthma attacks. I have no sympathy.
Light it, THEN put it I n your mouth. Hope the beard is okay! ;)
Hipster af
That is so manly
That wouldn't have happened if you wouldn't smoke.
#gentleman problems
I got the 6666th "you deserved it"
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Because you are smart.
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One very good reason to stop smoking
You see kids smoking hurts you in more than one way!