Clever

By FMLTIMESTWO - 10/06/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML
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Even dead animals deserve respect. YDI for being disrespectful, and obviously not as clever as you thought.

KwitIt 0

I'm surprised it didn't just smear dead bird all over your windshield. Gross. You got kinda lucky.

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fretforyerlatte 0

YDI for treating a dead animal like that. you're not going to get the plague if you pick it up and drop it in the grass. you don't have to dig a grave and sing a dirge, but don't treat it like a pile of its own shit. and as for roadkill, no i don't scrape it up and bury it, but i do try to avoid running over it again.

Just pick it up and throw it somewhere. I have cats so I deal with dead birds all the time. They generally go over the fence to the foreclosed house behind us.

ok, how the **** did that even happen?? Do your windshield wipers reach around your car or something? How does the bird get wiped from your windshield into your window??

ahaha 43 pre-edit is hilarious!! And IDK... I went with YDI on this one, because that's just mean. I'm assuming it was a small bird, so it's not that hard to take a plastic bag, pick it up, and put it in the garbage.

aquarius6 0

Duh if u didn't want to touch it u could have taken off really fast??

Is it that hard to grab a stick and shove it off if you were too lazy to grab a paper towel or plastic bag? If you're comfortable eating a burger, you should be able to deal with something that died of natural causes.