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By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 20:12 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By Great. - 18/05/2012 15:05 - United States - Billings

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

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By KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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nycwrestler 17

Sunday 13 January 2013 3:16

Sounds like you made him feel awkward, OP. A for effort, though.

EsotericBrent 29

Sunday 13 January 2013 3:23

That was his way of saying he loves you too!

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trulymickeyj 13

Monday 14 January 2013 0:18

I would cry, does this mean he likes you??

devil_laugh 8

Monday 14 January 2013 1:34

Just like that Legolas-like guy in The Last Samurai. Lol!

Donat96 20

Monday 14 January 2013 1:35

Are you dating Lawrence of Arabia?

LectumX 3

Monday 14 January 2013 3:47

YDI, that dude loves you, he just isn't into that mushy stuff lol

jxcala 10

Monday 14 January 2013 16:07

Aww I love you too honey. :)

Wilkouak 3

Tuesday 15 January 2013 4:21

Now that was real intimacy! :D I'm so happy for you!

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