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Classy guy

By NewlyDread - 06/02/2013 02:31 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking at engagement rings. When the store owner asked about our budget, my boyfriend said with a straight face, "Nothing too expensive, I have a big penis so I don't have to overcompensate by buying a big diamond." FML

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bornaunicorn 12

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:01

You are one lucky lady!

chelsearenaeee 16

Wednesday 6 February 2013 9:03

She clearly gets the D

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Jebitesevsi 11

Wednesday 22 January 2014 1:22

He also IS a big penis.

MisterWhite_fml 9

Monday 19 January 2015 15:36

That's funnt shit

TheRealStunts 27

Tuesday 11 April 2017 21:42

Who cares about a diamond ring when he can give you a pearl necklace instead

GrumpyGrinch 23

Friday 5 October 2018 12:23

Although I agree that the need for expensive engagement rings is exaggerated. Beautiful ring of a material that will last should be enough.

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