Classic FML

By cpmolly - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Omaha

Today, I was waiting in line with my boyfriend behind me. I decided to hold his hand and rub his chest while we waited. Then I heard a female voice behind me that said, "Ma'am, please don't touch me." FML
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That is why you always double check before you touch someone. At least she was nice about it.

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how were you even rubbing his chest , if u were in front of him and he was in back of you . ur hands must have been in a weird painful angle to do so ; why not look at your bf before making any gestures or starting PDA. it could've been anybody behind. you . lucky for you it was a polite lady .lol

well, she's strange too, surely the first moment of touching, she wouldhave backed away, she secretly enjoyed it.