Transportation, Embarrassing, Cars and Cops: Classic case of the Mondays - FML

Classic case of the Mondays

By Anonymous - 06/05/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I took the bus after work. When I got to the remote parking lot, I realized my car had been stolen so I called the police to report it. When they came to take a statement and asked me when was the last time I saw my car was, I replied, “This morning, when I drove it to wo… Oh.” FML

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JIMMY2CHAINZ_84 2

Monday 6 May 2024 20:31

I’m guessing you drove it to work and the accidentally took the bus home?

wrecklesswfire 3

Tuesday 7 May 2024 18:18

sounds like work was tough

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JIMMY2CHAINZ_84 2

Monday 6 May 2024 20:31

I’m guessing you drove it to work and the accidentally took the bus home?

wrecklesswfire 3

Tuesday 7 May 2024 18:18

sounds like work was tough

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