Kids, Fatshaming and Toilet: Chub rub

Chub rub

By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 13:59 - United States - Malvern

Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML

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Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML

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Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML

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cuz803 44

Friday 19 March 2021 20:52

At least a little kid didn't see your genitals? And that's what really matters?

peterblackmer91 12

Friday 19 March 2021 23:45

Why does no one know how to lock a door?

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cuz803 44

Friday 19 March 2021 20:52

At least a little kid didn't see your genitals? And that's what really matters?

Forest Way 11

Friday 19 March 2021 20:58

What an annoying kid!

peterblackmer91 12

Friday 19 March 2021 23:45

Why does no one know how to lock a door?

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