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By Nastiaa - 15/02/2009 15:49 - Estonia

Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML

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By girl - 22/11/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML

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By exposed - 15/03/2010 06:35 - United States

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

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By paula434 - 05/12/2009 22:19 - United States

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 07:58 - United States

Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

ifyouonlyknew77 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 19:42

so why do you wear low cut shirts to entertain young children? Bad life decision, you totally deserved this.

KenMcGormick 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 20:31

what kind of funny moves u do to entertain kids while wearing low cut??? peek-a-boob?

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I_love_BOAD 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 22:24

You sure entertained them. :D

fireflames113 6

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:50

slam

cybergirl_fml 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 22:47

This comments are killing me xD

potentpotable 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 23:36

#14...the reason why we need a VOTING SYSTEM on comments, like on YouTube!! ;)

Starcatch77 20

Sunday 17 February 2013 6:34

What exactly do you think the little positive or negative numbers next to two thumbs on the comments mean...

ZING_MASTER 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 23:56

Funny move? That's a HILARIOUS move. P.S. HONK HONK

NotoriousMandog 0

Monday 16 February 2009 1:40

#8, can I come?

greenman_fml 0

Monday 16 February 2009 3:28

nice. keepin it classy while working with children. your gonna go far kid.

president_benson 0

Monday 16 February 2009 4:14

best. birthday party. ever

midnyte 0

Monday 16 February 2009 5:35

How professional.

lazorzpewpew 0

Monday 16 February 2009 17:23

Pics?

Jessaly_fml 0

Monday 16 February 2009 20:38

Why wasn't I invited?!

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