Wanker and Intimacy: Caught in 4K - FML

Caught in 4K

By Evil_Egbert - 12/02/2009 11:54 - Netherlands

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Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML

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By JoeyDizz - 06/05/2009 03:41 - United States

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Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 19:18 - United States

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Today, I was posing in front of the mirror, when I realized that everyone who looks at me can easily tell which arm I use to masturbate. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2023 05:00 - United States - St Louis

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Today, I got home after a long day and decided to unwind a bit. I put some porn on the TV but promptly fell asleep. I woke up three hours later to the same video playing, but realized a had left my blinds open. I broadcasted three hours of Athena Faris having sex to my whole street. FML

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By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

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Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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By MyHeadHurts - 20/01/2012 10:42 - Ireland

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By Spawn_of_Satan - 27/03/2009 15:18 - Hong Kong

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Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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By danggit3290 - 03/05/2009 17:17 - United States

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Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "You know, I'm looking RIGHT at you." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2025 13:00 - United States

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Today, at 1 a.m., I had my headphones on trying to watch porn. I live in an apartment with thin ass walls anyway, and I didn’t realize my headphone jack had come undone. The volume was terrible on the video so I raised it louder, not realizing it until like maybe halfway through the video, and my window was also open. FML

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By MeAgainDr - 08/08/2023 04:00 - Australia - Perth

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Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2015 13:17 - United States - Westborough

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Today, I was jerking off quietly so my roommates wouldn't hear me. In the middle of it, one of them sent me a screenshot of an error message on a porn site, asking if I was having the same problem. I guess I wasn't being so quiet after all. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

mcdiaz 0

Friday 20 February 2009 23:30

Kind of like an X-rated batsignal

redhead10 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 20:49

#27 i'm sorry but watching **** in the privacy of your own home does not make you a pervert. get over yourself.

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ellysa_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 8:33

Wow that takes skill.o.0

jaybrown 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 6:41

This really is my favourite FML.

cutfromtheteam 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 22:26

ahahahha, geniaal

technolove 7

Tuesday 15 September 2009 23:31

LOL!!!!

loveyahun 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 6:28

Lmao. There probably isn't much too see. Two lumps and a twig. X3

NewtonsApple 0

Monday 11 January 2010 21:12

hahahaha weetje wat je bent? een FAALAAP XD

Compass 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 19:50

Your boyfriend needs more pussy.

mrzero 0

Friday 19 February 2010 6:15

if you are a women then I need your address

tipoo_fml 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 4:34

And how did you find that out?

grandmasboy09 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 23:09

hahaha, lekker voor je :')

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Today, my girlfriend's dad asked me if I wanted to drive his 2008 Jaguar XKR. Excitedly, I agreed. He then spent the next hour discussing with me how masturbation is a great alternative to sex, and a great way to remain abstinent. I didn't get to drive. FML

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