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By Crazy Cat-less Lady - 31/10/2016 04:38

Today, my mom asked me if I was a lesbian because I haven't brought a guy home in over 7 years. Nope. I'm just a crazy cat lady, minus the cats. FML

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Monday 31 October 2016 16:04

You can't be a crazy cat lady without any cats.

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I don't see why you consider yourself a crazy cat lady without any cats. A crazy single lady is more like it!

Comments

Sinkmybattleship 3

Tuesday 1 November 2016 9:14

They really need an 'Ain't nothing wrong with that' button.

Yudith_fml 6

Tuesday 1 November 2016 12:07

Time to adopt a cat.

RATMRenegade 10

Wednesday 2 November 2016 2:05

No wonder you're single

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 11 January 2017 21:04

<p>There's nothing wrong with being single.</p>

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