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Catchphrase hell

By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 22:56 - United States

Today, a week after my dad discovered Family Guy and started mindlessly repeating catchphrases from it 24/7, I finally lost my temper and told him how incredibly annoying it was. He just paused, turned to look me in the eye, and said, "Shut up, Meg." FML

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broderickc 13

Saturday 7 September 2013 5:04

Your dad sounds awesome.

Superstitious 6

Saturday 7 September 2013 5:21

Shut up.

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NickLovin__ 1

Saturday 7 September 2013 23:29

Hahahahaha.

girlbye23 15

Saturday 7 September 2013 23:38

Your dad rocks

sprinkybagels 10

Saturday 7 September 2013 23:41

Don't feel bad. My brother, dad and I love the show, but my dad always says that to me. And he calls my brother "boy-Meg".

cylus13 9

Sunday 8 September 2013 0:15

You should have saw that coming. :)

Bauss96 9

Sunday 8 September 2013 2:04

I don't know why but I found this funny

Sandman1917 5

Sunday 8 September 2013 2:11

What the hell man, what the hell!!

Sandman1917 5

Sunday 8 September 2013 2:14

VICTORY IS MINE!!!

zinnath 9

Sunday 8 September 2013 3:28

Best fml ever. Ydi

kaylaleighox 7

Sunday 8 September 2013 9:10

dead. omf. dead.

amarzu 2

Sunday 8 September 2013 10:42

I'm surprised this comment section isn't 150 posts of "shut up Meg"

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