Candid camera

By Anonymous - 08/05/2020 23:00

Today, I prominently touched my boobs and put my hand inside my shirt to adjust my bra… all while I had my camera on during a Zoom meeting with the whole department FML

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Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML

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Check this out!

By exposed - 15/03/2010 06:35 - United States

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

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By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML

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Today, I was working from home and had an important meeting with my superiors. It was fine until my sleepy wife came in and asked if I could find a better time for calls. I didn't notice her right away and failed to disable my camera. She was fully naked, and I received an email about inappropriate behaviour later. FML

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By Cnscott0205 - 17/11/2019 14:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML

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daengh 15

Saturday 9 May 2020 0:48

Situational awareness. Gotta have it.

Wadlaen 23

Saturday 9 May 2020 0:22

Well, you probably got some attention in that meeting!😂

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Wadlaen 23

Saturday 9 May 2020 0:22

Well, you probably got some attention in that meeting!😂

daengh 15

Saturday 9 May 2020 0:48

Situational awareness. Gotta have it.

TexasKitten79 6

Saturday 9 May 2020 15:39

I don't understand how you didn't know you were on a zoom meeting.

DanielleinDC 33

Saturday 9 May 2020 22:14

Did you forget you were on camera?

BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 11 May 2020 4:37

I bet you felt a right tit. And a left one.

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