Health and Sleep: Can't handle it

Can't handle it

By Anonymous - 20/01/2021 14:01 - Germany

Today, I feel hung over. Don’t feel up to anything except slouching on the sofa, nursing my headache. Must have been one hell of a party, lots of booze, right? Actually, all I did was go to bed at 11:30 last night, instead of my usual 8.30. FML

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tounces7 27

Wednesday 20 January 2021 19:21

I'm throwing out a wild guess here and guessing you're either under 5 years old, or over 60.

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sounds like fibromyalgia to me.

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 20 January 2021 14:08

So, how much booze did you drink alone?

tounces7 27

Wednesday 20 January 2021 19:21

I'm throwing out a wild guess here and guessing you're either under 5 years old, or over 60.

rainbowdonnareed 18

Thursday 21 January 2021 3:51

sounds like fibromyalgia to me.

peterblackmer91 12

Monday 17 May 2021 13:54

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