Creepy, Stalker and Love: Call the cops - FML

Call the cops

By sacrophage - 28/02/2010 04:30 - Canada

Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML

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ICallKyo 3

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:06

****** scary!

blanka453 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:07

I hope he broke something, like his neck. oh and call the cops, get a restraining order or something

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irmike 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 1:49

911 hun

30STMluvva 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 13:42

two words: restraining order.

redsoxgrl824 11

Saturday 4 June 2011 18:44

Time for a restraining order.

theubersauceness 1

Tuesday 7 June 2011 17:01

ahhhh love.

Holy_ish 19

Thursday 11 August 2011 21:52

thats creepy as hell. call the police

Bailey929 1

Saturday 26 November 2011 12:38

What a creep?!? :O

greylady410 3

Sunday 20 May 2012 18:10

Stalker!

iTransform 8

Monday 4 June 2012 16:00

Not gonna lie, that last part made me laugh

Evilbear 16

Wednesday 11 July 2012 14:21

HAHAHAHAHA LMAO

hotcaligirl 10

Sunday 2 September 2012 20:05

Restraining order time. Or a change of scenery, like another country..

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