Burglary [gone sexual]
Anonymous - 01/12/2010 05:11 - United States
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Anonymous - 11/05/2012 00:28 - United States
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Great timing
alo1434 - - United States
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Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland
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This is by far the best FML I have ever read... ever...
That is really ******* funny.
that is one of my biggest fears lol
AceArctic
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Obvious solution: **** in their eyes, punch them in the throats, and proceed to tea bag them and say "I used my fapping arm for that attack!"
should of said "I will shoot YOU!"
you idiot that's what you get for wanking
can't wait to hear the police report or the news "robbers broke in to victims house on ****** street while said victim was jerkin his meat when theives broke in"
CovertMilitance
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You aint from America. We dont say "wank"
johnnie254
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did they steal your lotion?
because of this.... I now know what the term 'wanking' means.... thankyou
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haha you should of used your penis as a gun cocked it and shot **** in there face
Haha! Did they join you?