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Bunged up

By P DarklyKira - 18/05/2020 23:00

Today, after weeks of quarantine, I can finally go to the hospital to get my haemorrhoid surgery, which was confirmed. I have a big internal one. I didn't not consult with the same doctor as before, but he didn't even do a check up inside and told me, "You have nothing, go home." I can't shit. FML

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catalysty 20

Thursday 21 May 2020 15:37

tell him of he doesn't perform a proper exam you'll report him for fraudulently billing your insurance

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 24 May 2020 18:16

Time to file a malpractice suit!

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catalysty 20

Thursday 21 May 2020 15:37

tell him of he doesn't perform a proper exam you'll report him for fraudulently billing your insurance

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 24 May 2020 18:16

Time to file a malpractice suit!

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