Love and My ex: Brainrot

Brainrot

By Anonymous - 21/06/2025 12:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I called my new boyfriend by my ex’s name. Twice. In the same conversation. I’m having trouble saying anything while looking at him in the eye. FML

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Today, my friend was complaining about about her new boyfriend. Playing around, I told her that he sounded a lot like my ex. He is. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 09:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML

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Saturday 21 June 2025 23:15

It's gonna take some work to make up for this. Good luck!

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poopface82 23

Saturday 21 June 2025 18:01

YDI for calling partners by their actual names.

Wadlaen 23

Saturday 21 June 2025 23:15

It's gonna take some work to make up for this. Good luck!

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