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Booby trapped

By Anonymous - 22/08/2025 02:00

Today, my girlfriend’s dad is a doomsday prepper, but not an in-your-face type, he’s a nice guy. He let us borrow his forest cabin for a holiday but unfortunately I spent the first 10 minutes of the holiday upside down in one of his net traps while she phoned him, asking how to get me down safely. FML

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FluffythePink 23

Friday 22 August 2025 18:41

I'm sorry but that's just hilarious 😂😂😂😂

DLBL 20

Saturday 23 August 2025 0:50

Dad in law is not an In-your-face type, just the type that has net traps.

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FluffythePink 23

Friday 22 August 2025 18:41

I'm sorry but that's just hilarious 😂😂😂😂

DLBL 20

Saturday 23 August 2025 0:50

Dad in law is not an In-your-face type, just the type that has net traps.

GoogieWithers 23

Saturday 23 August 2025 1:28

It shows that he likes you, otherwise he would have left you up there!

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